The Run from Hell

Yves' Player:   *dies of shock*
You have just entered room “Vernjonal13”
Everiel:   ?
OnlineHost:   Now you can chat privately with AOL and Internet users.
Yves' Player:   *goes blind from bright yellow name*
K1tsune:   ara?
K1tsune:   I'm sorry. I'm talking someone out of destroying the universe again.
Jon (GM):   But it's such a fun pastime
Yves' Player:   No one's allowed to destroy the universe but me, that way I can be the supreme deity in the next universe
K1tsune:   *snickers* I think that was my prob... uh.
K1tsune:   Jon's problem.
K1tsune:   Yes.
K1tsune:   Jon did it.
K1tsune:   *points*
K1tsune:   He's God, you know
Jon:   I've already called destroying the universe this time
Jon:   Regardless, I know you can easily spare as much attention for us as Kitsune spares for the rest of the world
K1tsune:   True indeed
Yves' Player:   Except that Kitsune's supposed to be doing something this time
Jon:   True
K1tsune:   I'm paying attention
K1tsune:   I'm multitasking
K1tsune:   and decent at it today
K1tsune:   I'm actually awake. and not having weird ADD-ness.
Yves' Player:   *marks the calendar*
Jon:   Anywho:
Jon:   We're just waiting for one more
Yves' Player:   Whyfor?
Jon:   There are reasons
Yves' Player:   Which you need to tell me
Jon:   No, I don't
Yves' Player:   You only think you don't
Jon:   But I'll tell you one: because he's in the game tonight
K1tsune:   MONKEYS
Everiel:   wasn't that blatantly obvious?
Jon:   Mmm, monkeys
Yves' Player:   So is something going to happen at the warehouse while Kitsune and Yves are actually doing the run?
Jon:   I would've thought so
Jon:   If he doesn't show in a few minutes and I'm unable to find his number and call, we'll start and he'll have to deal with everything being underway
Yves' Player:   Okay
K1tsune:   *Kitsune grows little wings and flutters around Jon's head*
Yves' Player:   No more Red Bull for that girl
Jon:   Ick
Jon:   Red Bull gives you really nasty tastes
Everiel:   btw
K1tsune:   *glomps the newcomer*
D00000M:   <_<
D00000M:   >_>
Everiel:   I realized that the Monster drink tastes like diet 7up
D00000M:   Moi?
K1tsune:   I like AMP or whatever it's called
Yves' Player:   I never get glomped -_-
D00000M:   Errr. yes. *belatedly glomp'd*
D00000M:   :D
K1tsune:   poor Dave. you need to be more glompable.
Yves' Player:   How so?
D00000M:   It helps to gain weight. If you have a little padding, the girls love to glomp.
D00000M:   <--- 800lbs.
Everiel:   ...
K1tsune:   I dunno. it's one of those undefinable qualities.
Everiel:   I'll bet you're closer to 80 than 800 ;-)
Jon:   Most people are
D00000M:   175, buckaroo. I crush the piddly little 80-pounders.
D00000M:   *crush crush* Raawwr!
Jon:   *Wonders if he's closer to 160 or 170 today*
K1tsune:   I saw Frankie today.
Jon:   Ooh, funfun
K1tsune:   he was jealous of Kyle's hair
K1tsune:   and ranted about it
K1tsune:   for a long time
Jon:   Hehehe
Jon:   But...
K1tsune:   I like Jon's hair. Nothing like an immobile curlyish mass on your head..
Jon:   Didn't Frankie deliberately shave his hair?
K1tsune:   *coughs* *shuts up*
Jon:   Hehehe
K1tsune:   yes he did
K1tsune:   and he's trying to grow it back out. It isn't cooperating very well
Everiel:   ... anyways
K1tsune:   *shuts up again*
Jon:   Shall we begin?
K1tsune:   hai
Jon:   Hm. At what point in your transit had we left off? You were either en route or right outside the building
Jon:   (I think)
Yves' Player:   Outside the building
Yves' Player:   Past the guard
Jon:   *Nods*
Jon:   You walk in through the front doors; it's a nice building, nice architecture
K1tsune:   Are there shiny things?
Jon:   Yes. Lots of shiny things.
K1tsune:   *Kitsune gawks at the shiny things*
Jon:   There's a little fountain in the middle of the front lobby, which is two stories high
Yves' Player:   *looks at Kitsune, ready to grab her arm if she tries to skip away*
Yves' Player:   *walks up to the front desk (assuming there is one)*
Jon:   There is.
Jon:   Two receptionist/security guards there
Yves' Player:   "Excuse me, could you please direct me to Mr. [guy's name] office?"
Jon:   "Certainly; he's on the sixth floor. Do you need someone to help you find it?"
K1tsune:   *looks cute*
Yves' Player:   "No, thank you" *smiles and takes Kitsune to the elevator*
Jon:   "The elevators are through the doors and down the hall." *He directs you to some doors*
Jon:   Roll perception
OnlineHost:    Yves' Player rolled 6 6-sided dice: 3 4 1 2 2 2
Yves' Player:   (Crap)
K1tsune:   (both of us?)
Jon:   Yep
OnlineHost:    K1tsune rolled 7 6-sided dice: 6 6 2 5 6 1 2
Yves' Player:   (Yay)
OnlineHost:    K1tsune rolled 3 6-sided dice: 2 4 3
K1tsune:   (ph33r my 1337 perceptive skillz)
Jon:   Yves notices one elevator is closed off and a section of the carpet looks a bit different from the rest
Yves' Player:   "What happened?"
K1tsune:   *looks at the rug* *softly* "Huh.."
Yves' Player:   (that was to the receptionists/guards)
Jon:   Yes, but you see, you're in the hall in the elevator lobby, which is somewhat away from the main foyer
Jon:   You'd have to go back out to ask them that
Yves' Player:   *does so*
OnlineHost:   D00000M rolled 5 6-sided dice: 2 3 5 2 5
Jon:   "Hm?"
Jon:   "The elevators are just down that hall, on the left"
K1tsune:   *glares at him slightly, and follows a ways behind, sure to correct her expression before encountering the receptionist person*
Jon:   (That was just upon seeing you return)
Yves' Player:   "What happened, have some kind of accident?"
Jon:   "Yes; there was a malfunction with the elevator door, burned part of the rug. We've had the other elevators checked."
Jon:   "They're perfectly safe"
Yves' Player:   "I see..."
Yves' Player:   *heads back and gets on an elevator furthest from the 'broken' one*
Jon:   It's a bank of four, two on each wall, facing each other. You get on the one diagonally opposite.
Yves' Player:   *hits button for sixth floor, checking to see how many floors there are*
OnlineHost:   D00000M rolled 4 6-sided dice: 2 3 5 5
K1tsune:   (ah shit. I was momentarily afk)
Jon:   There are nine, plus two basement levels and a little section with a keycard
K1tsune:   *glances around, curious to see how secure the elevator looks, as far as being able to talk in relative safety*
Jon:   Roll some perception there
OnlineHost:    K1tsune rolled 7 6-sided dice: 2 5 6 1 4 1 6
OnlineHost:    K1tsune rolled 2 6-sided dice: 2 3
K1tsune:   *sighs* "Hmm.. It's too bad that those elevators broke. I hope no one was hurt.."
K1tsune:   *looks cute*
K1tsune:   (*decides to insert "looks cute" every few lines. just because.*)
Yves' Player:   "I'm sure it's nothing to worry about"
K1tsune:   "I guess you're right. I just thought someone might've been."
OnlineHost:    Jon rolled 7 6-sided dice: 6 4 1 6 5 4 3
OnlineHost:    Jon rolled 2 6-sided dice: 6 3
OnlineHost:    Jon rolled 1 6-sided die: 2
OnlineHost:    Jon rolled 6 6-sided dice: 1 6 2 6 6 6
OnlineHost:    Jon rolled 4 6-sided dice: 1 2 4 5
Yves' Player:   (This can't be good)
K1tsune:   (*sobs* oh sweet mother of god.)
Jon:   *Ding* The elevator doors slide open
K1tsune:   (bastard.)
Yves' Player:   *walks out, looking for the right office*
Jon:   There's a smaller reception area facing the elevator lobby. There's a person sitting at the desk.
Yves' Player:   "Excuse me, could you direct me to Mr. [Name]'s office?"
OnlineHost:   D00000M rolled 4 6-sided dice: 6 5 3 1
OnlineHost:   D00000M rolled 1 6-sided die: 3
Jon:   "He's right down the hall, to your left, and four doors down. The conference room."
Yves' Player:   "Thank you very much" *smiles and heads that way with Kitsune*
K1tsune:   *looks cute*
Yves' Player:   *knocks twice on the door before opening it*
Jon:   You get to the room and open it. There's a man inside at a table; he gestures for you to be seated.
K1tsune:   *looks cute*
OnlineHost:    Jon rolled 3 6-sided dice: 1 3 2
Jon:   Man: *Waits*
Yves' Player:   *walks in and sits* "Pleasure to meet you, I'm Michael Stone"
Jon:   "The pleasure is mine, I'm sure. Your... niece?"
K1tsune:   *sits beside Yves*
K1tsune:   *looks cute*
K1tsune:   *looks at Yves*
Yves' Player:   "Actually, this little cutie is a student at one of the corporate enclave private schools, shadowing an employee today, you know, getting to know the work environment"
Jon:   "Ah, I see."
Jon:   "Now... you said you wanted to speak to us?"
K1tsune:   *looks around, looking innocently curious*
Yves' Player:   "Yes, as I said over the phone my corporation is interested in subcontracting yours for shipping and such"
Yves' Player:   (one sec)
Yves' Player:   *casting CT Force 5*
OnlineHost:    Yves' Player rolled 6 6-sided dice: 5 3 5 6 2 5
Yves' Player:   (TN = his Will, how many successes?)
Jon:   Four
OnlineHost:   D00000M rolled 4 6-sided dice: 6 4 4 4
Yves' Player:   (Okay then)
OnlineHost:   D00000M rolled 1 6-sided die: 3
Yves' Player:   (drain now)
OnlineHost:    Yves' Player rolled 7 6-sided dice: 5 3 2 4 3 4 4
OnlineHost:    Jon rolled 3 6-sided dice: 2 1 4
Yves' Player:   (Whew, no drain barely)
OnlineHost:    Jon rolled 5 6-sided dice: 6 4 2 1 4
OnlineHost:    Jon rolled 1 6-sided die: 2
Jon:   He doesn't resist.
OnlineHost:    Jon rolled 3 6-sided dice: 4 2 6
OnlineHost:    Jon rolled 1 6-sided die: 3
Yves' Player:   "Now then, what sort of qualifications does your company have? Security is very valuable, are there any special items in your safekeeping?"
Jon:   "We deal with many sorts of unusual and often valuable items; so far, none of them have been stolen."
Yves' Player:   "Such as what?"
Jon:   He raises an eyebrow. "Many items. Last year we had a powerful focus come through here; three months ago, a Picasso."
Yves' Player:   "Very impressive. What about at the moment, anything of interest?"
Jon:   He thinks. "I'm not aware of anything particularly interesting currently other than a shipment of nanoengineered ball bearings"
Yves' Player:   "No magical items, jewels?"
Jon:   He raises his eyebrow again. "I don't believe so. May I ask what relevance this has to our discussion?"
Yves' Player:   "I'd be interested to see what your security is like firsthand"
Jon:   "First, what are you offering? We don't give tours of our security to anyone, even our most trusted clients, without a deal on the table"
Yves' Player:   "Surely you can make an exception?"
Jon:   "Maybe... if you could tell me a little about what you want to see? I can't give you a full tour, but..."
Yves' Player:   "Do you have anything stored on site?"
Jon:   "We do. Shall I take you on a tour of the warehouse facility?"
Yves' Player:   "Please"
Jon:   "Right this way." He gets up and walks to the door, holding it open for you.
Yves' Player:   "Please, after you" *smiles*
Jon:   He walks out into the hall, heads for the elevator lobby
K1tsune:   *follows, feigning boredom*
K1tsune:   (only slightly feigning, though)
Yves' Player:   *follows him, keeping LOS*
Jon:   He gets into the elevator next to the out-of-service one
Yves' Player:   *follow*
K1tsune:   *followy followy followy*
Jon:   He presses the Floor 1 button
Yves' Player:   (dinner, brb)
K1tsune:   *looks cute as she follows like a little shadow.*
Jon:   (*Nods*)
Everiel:   am I going to be needed anytime tonight?
Jon:   Dunno, actually
Jon:   It's up to you and the other team
K1tsune:   whooo. squeezable jell-o
K1tsune:   The book I'm reading has me craving coffee.
Jon:   Which book?
K1tsune:   Callahan's Key
K1tsune:   They drink lots of coffee
K1tsune:   Much of it Irish coffee.
K1tsune:   Which reminds me. I want the Machine..
K1tsune:   World's greatest coffee maker.
OnlineHost:   D00000M rolled 5 6-sided dice: 5 6 1 5 3
OnlineHost:   D00000M rolled 1 6-sided die: 1
K1tsune:   Did you know that you can wash Jell-o?
Jon:   Yes
K1tsune:   *stops being random*
K1tsune:   *goes back to reading Sparkling Generation Valkyrie Yuuki*
OnlineHost:   D00000M rolled 5 6-sided dice: 2 4 2 6 3
OnlineHost:   D00000M rolled 1 6-sided die: 1
Yves' Player:   (Back)
Jon:   Wb
Jon:   Brb, grabbing another bottle of water
K1tsune:   wb
OnlineHost:   D00000M rolled 5 6-sided dice: 2 3 5 5 5
Jon:   Back
K1tsune:   wb
Yves' Player:   Why does D000...M keep rolling dice?
Jon:   Because he can.
K1tsune:   because dice are pretty
D00000M:   HEY
K1tsune:   because it's all a part of the conspiracy against you!
Yves' Player:   Then I'm slapping an ignore on him because it's really screwing up my reading continuity
D00000M:   THAT'S 00000
D00000M:   O_o
Jon:   Well, he'll deal with anything important he misses.
Yves' Player:   *Ahem* Now where were we?
K1tsune:   in the elevator. again.
Jon:   You got out of the elevator to find a man waiting to get in. He gets into the elevator after you vacate it.
Jon:   The suit leads you around the corner to a little door with a keypad and keycard swipe on it.
Jon:   *Swipe* *Beep beep beep beep beep beep* *Click* He opens the door.
Yves' Player:   *follow follow*
K1tsune:   *cutely follow*
Jon:   You emerge into a warehouse; large numbers of boxes and crates stacked around, and two trucks docked at loading docks in the rear of the building.
Jon:   Roll perception.
OnlineHost:    K1tsune rolled 7 6-sided dice: 5 2 1 4 3 5 4
OnlineHost:    Yves' Player rolled 6 6-sided dice: 2 6 6 3 2 1
OnlineHost:    Yves' Player rolled 2 6-sided dice: 4 5
Jon:   You notice that there are guards liberally scattered about with pistols and semiconcealed niches with what appear to be heavier weapons. You also notice a slight scorch on one part of the floor.
OnlineHost:   D00000M rolled 5 6-sided dice: 4 6 6 6 2
OnlineHost:   D00000M rolled 3 6-sided dice: 3 4 4
K1tsune:   *looks at the guards nervously*
Yves' Player:   (Damnit, the rolls still show up)
Yves' Player:   "What happened there" *pointing to the scortch*
Jon:   Hah.
D00000M:   *tempted to roll like 50 times consecutively*
Jon:   "That was some time ago. A client forgot to tell us that the item he'd given us had a tendency to burst into flame when certain people handled it.
Jon:   *"
K1tsune:   "Really?" *looks wide-eyed*
Yves' Player:   "And it still hasn't been repaired?"
Jon:   It's a scorch on concrete.
K1tsune:   *looks around as if anything near her might suddenly burst into flame*
Jon:   How exactly do you plan to repair scorched concrete except by replacing the floor?
Yves' Player:   (Replacing it would be repairing)
Jon:   And replacing the floor is @#$%ing expensive.
Yves' Player:   (Cheapass)
Jon:   Ok, so it's in character for Yves to think that.
Jon:   Exec: *Stares* "Um... no, it's a minor blemish."
Yves' Player:   *shrugs a bit*
Yves' Player:   *follow follow*
Jon:   He shows you around the warehouse. It's... warehousy
Jon:   It appears fairly secure, but is no zero-zone
Yves' Player:   "Hmm, I suppose this is satisfactory... Do you have any hidden areas?"
Jon:   He looks at you. "If we did, telling you about them would defeat the purpose, wouldn't it?"
K1tsune:   *attempts to supress amusement*
K1tsune:   (should I roll willpower?)
Yves' Player:   (Please don't)
Jon:   "We do, however, have secure areas should care be needed."
Yves' Player:   "I'd very much like to see those as well"
K1tsune:   (Hey, if we aren't done before 11, I'm leavin' to watch FLCL)
Jon:   "I'm afraid that telling me would defeat the purpose as well. We do have the vault" *Indicates a large, locked door in the warehouse* "but other than that I'm unaware of any particular secure areas."
Yves' Player:   "Who would know, do you suppose?"
Everiel:   its past 11
Everiel:   o nvm, youre central
K1tsune:   (I'm Central time)
K1tsune:   (hai)
Jon:   "One of the upper executives, probably"
Yves' Player:   "I'd like to speak to whoever is in charge, please"
Jon:   "Um... I'll try to see if I can schedule something. Come with me?"
Yves' Player:   "I'd very much like to have a face-to-face now, if possible"
K1tsune:   *takes mental notes: To be a good corp worker, you must be an arrogant asshole*
Yves' Player:   (Or have a Control Thoughts spell)
K1tsune:   (Kitsune doesn't know that)
K1tsune:   (does she?)
Jon:   (Roll Perception)
OnlineHost:    K1tsune rolled 7 6-sided dice: 5 2 2 2 4 4 4
Jon:   (Nope)
Jon:   "If you'll come with me?"
Yves' Player:   "Of course" *follows*
Jon:   He brings you out to the elevator lobby and hits the "Up" button.
Jon:   When inside, he punches 8.
Yves' Player:   *la de da*
Jon:   *Voomp* You get out of the elevator into an indoor park. The suit walks up to the receptionist at a little desk and talks to her briefly, then turns back to you.
Jon:   "I'll go try to get you a meeting with someone who can answer your questions. If you'll just wait here..."
Yves' Player:   "I'd really rather go along, if you don't mind"
Jon:   "I'd love to bring you along, but..."
OnlineHost:    Jon rolled 5 6-sided dice: 2 5 6 2 3
OnlineHost:    Jon rolled 1 6-sided die: 5
Yves' Player:   (Uh oh?)
Jon:   "Are you sure you wouldn't be more comfortable here?"
OnlineHost:    Jon rolled 5 6-sided dice: 6 5 4 6 2
OnlineHost:    Jon rolled 2 6-sided dice: 3 5
Jon:   Roll perception
OnlineHost:    Everiel rolled 1 6-sided die: 3
Everiel:   ;-)
Jon:   Snoog notices everything going on in the room, despite not being there
OnlineHost:    K1tsune rolled 7 6-sided dice: 6 4 6 1 2 6 3
OnlineHost:    Yves' Player rolled 6 6-sided dice: 6 5 5 3 4 5
OnlineHost:    Yves' Player rolled 1 6-sided die: 1
Yves' Player:   "Quite sure"
OnlineHost:    K1tsune rolled 3 6-sided dice: 5 2 3
K1tsune:   *looks at the receptionist*
K1tsune:   *looks at Yves*
Yves' Player:   (I have a bad feeling...)
Jon:   Exec: "Well... come with me."
Yves' Player:   *smiles* "Thank you" *follows*
K1tsune:   *frowns slightly, and glances backwards, but follows*
Jon:   He brings you up a spiral staircase to the ninth floor.
Yves' Player:   (Why do I feel like the run is about to go to shit?)
OnlineHost:   D00000M rolled 5 6-sided dice: 5 2 2 4 2
Yves' Player:   *follow*
Jon:   You get to a door marked "Steven Adams" (lower line) "Inventory and Accounting Head"
Jon:   Exec: *Knocks*
Jon:   "Come in"
Jon:   Exec: *Opens door*
Jon:   "Excuse me, Mr. Adams, but we had a customer who wanted to see our secure holding areas"
Jon:   Adams: *Eyes narrow ever so slightly* "What do they want stored?"
Yves' Player:   *CT on Adams*
Jon:   Adams: *Notices the two of you behind him*
OnlineHost:    Yves' Player rolled 7 6-sided dice: 3 6 5 6 5 4 2
Jon:   Force?
Yves' Player:   (5)
Yves' Player:   (TN = Will + 1)
OnlineHost:    Jon rolled 5 6-sided dice: 2 2 5 4 6
OnlineHost:    Jon rolled 1 6-sided die: 2
Yves' Player:   (Successes?)
Jon:   Two successes for you
Jon:   One success for him to notice the spell
OnlineHost:    Jon rolled 6 6-sided dice: 2 4 4 6 4 4
OnlineHost:    Jon rolled 1 6-sided die: 3
Yves' Player:   (Karma to reroll failures)
OnlineHost:    Yves' Player rolled 5 6-sided dice: 3 3 2 2 4
Yves' Player:   (Shit)
OnlineHost:    Jon rolled 5 6-sided dice: 4 4 5 4 2
Jon:   His eyes go wide
Jon:   He stabs at a button.
K1tsune:   *stares*
K1tsune:   "What's going on?"
Yves' Player:   (Well, lemme resist drain here)
OnlineHost:    Yves' Player rolled 6 6-sided dice: 3 2 5 3 5 3
Yves' Player:   (Crap, L drain)
Yves' Player:   (Okay now... Do I need to roll init?)
Yves' Player:   (Hello?)
Jon:   Only if you want to *Smiles sweetly*
Yves' Player:   (Okay, now...)
Yves' Player:   (Can I get both of them with a Stunball?)
K1tsune:   "Uh..."
Jon:   What's the radius again?
K1tsune:   "Mr. Stone?"
Yves' Player:   6 meters
Jon:   You can, if you don't mind Kitsune being in the radius
Jon:   And yes, she's in LOS too
Yves' Player:   I don't, she's tough
Yves' Player:   *drops CT and casts Stunball*
OnlineHost:    Yves' Player rolled 8 6-sided dice: 1 6 2 3 2 3 6 6
Yves' Player:   (TN = Will +1)
OnlineHost:    Yves' Player rolled 5 6-sided dice: 1 6 2 1 4
Yves' Player:   (Shit, I'm up to 7 boxes of stun)
Yves' Player:   (Heh)
Jon:   Well, that'd be three successes on each
Yves' Player:   (Kitsune and they each roll Will, need 4 successes against 5's)
OnlineHost:    Jon rolled 5 6-sided dice: 4 6 5 6 5
OnlineHost:    Jon rolled 6 6-sided dice: 4 5 1 1 3 2
Yves' Player:   (Oh for...)
OnlineHost:    K1tsune rolled 6 6-sided dice: 2 2 5 1 4 4
Yves' Player:   (*shakes head*)
Jon:   The stunball was what damage level?
K1tsune:   (*bangs head against wall*)
Yves' Player:   D
Jon:   Ok, so Kitsune and Steven both drop to the ground, while the Exec stares at everything
Dragcrell:   ((lol are we killing each other in here?))
Jon:   (Basically)
K1tsune:   (*sobs* Dave. This is a bad way to win my heart.)
Yves' Player:   (We're dead here, yeah)
Yves' Player:   (I expected myself to roll worse and Kitsune to roll better)
Jon:   (*Wonders if you can use karma to reroll successes*)
Yves' Player:   (Why would you want to?)
Yves' Player:   (And I already used my karma anyway)
Dragcrell:   ((Eh its only stun damage at elst you can sleep it off assuming you live anyway and yes you can if they have any))
Jon:   (For the above situation, say?)
Jon:   (I know)
Yves' Player:   (Okay, I'm assuming one guy is still on his feet, who?)
Jon:   The Exec who had been CTd until a second ago
Jon:   He's still sorta adjusting to everything
Yves' Player:   (Is there a hiding spot nearby?)
Yves' Player:   (An alcove in the hallway or anything?)
Jon:   Not really, unless you feel like standing on the drinking fountain, and that isn't enough of an alcove for cover
Jon:   Roll perception
OnlineHost:    Yves' Player rolled 6 6-sided dice: 6 2 5 1 3 4
OnlineHost:    Yves' Player rolled 1 6-sided die: 2
Jon:   You notice a figure talking on a pocsec and another figure sprinting down the stairs to the lobby/park
Yves' Player:   *scoops up Kitsune and grabs the exec's arm* "There's some kind of magical attack going on! Call security!"
Yves' Player:   *hurries down the stairs*
Jon:   The receptionist stares at you
OnlineHost:   D00000M rolled 4 6-sided dice: 2 2 6 3
OnlineHost:   D00000M rolled 1 6-sided die: 6
Yves' Player:   (Is there an emergency stairwell?)
Yves' Player:   (Or other emergency exit marked?)
Jon:   Yes, there are emergency exit signs illuminated
Yves' Player:   *heads for nearest*
OnlineHost:   D00000M rolled 1 6-sided die: 4
K1tsune:   (If I'm unconscious, does that mean I can go watch FLCL? Hey, I'll even stay online. I'm just going to go watch anime instead of sitting here laughing and crying over the run.)
Jon:   (Hehehe)
Yves' Player:   (Gomen!)
Dragcrell:   ((I'm takeing a look at this and cheacking out a net game :P ))
Jon:   Anyway. You head for the stairwell
Yves' Player:   *hurries down stairs to floor 1*
K1tsune:   (so anyway. make me a nice happy prop or npc at the moment. I'm watchin' weird anime.)
Yves' Player:   (Gomen!!)
Yves' Player:   *hurry hurry*
Jon:   Roll Athletics and Perception, in that order
Yves' Player:   (Default to Body for Athletics, so +4 TN, +3 for wounds)
OnlineHost:   D00000M rolled 5 6-sided dice: 4 1 5 2 5
OnlineHost:    Yves' Player rolled 3 6-sided dice: 4 5 3
Yves' Player:   (Perception)
OnlineHost:    Yves' Player rolled 6 6-sided dice: 4 1 5 4 3 6
OnlineHost:    Yves' Player rolled 1 6-sided die: 6
OnlineHost:    Yves' Player rolled 1 6-sided die: 3
Yves' Player:   (Well, I saw something at least, heh)
Jon:   More accurately, you heard something. Sounds like a door on a lower floor slamming open.
Yves' Player:   (Crap)
Yves' Player:   (What floor am I on?)
Jon:   That depends on your Athletics or Body default roll
Yves' Player:   (It was 4 5 3)
Jon:   Ah
Jon:   You're at floor 6, having to slow down a bit to keep from falling and killing yourself
K1tsune:   (well. looks like it hasn't gotten much better.)
Yves' Player:   (No it hasn't)
Jon:   Did you let go of the exec?
Yves' Player:   *tries opening the floor 6 door and closing it quietly*
Dragcrell:   ((looks to be going down hill fast :P))
K1tsune:   (literally?)
K1tsune:   (*goes back to tv*)
Yves' Player:   (uh, yeah, I just grabbed him in a "Hey snap out of it" kinda thing, not trying to drag him anywhere)
Yves' Player:   (And, going through floor 6 door I mean)
Jon:   (*Nods*)
Jon:   Gonna take some work. Emergency exit doors don't have handles inside except on floor 1, usually
Yves' Player:   (Crap)
Yves' Player:   (If I can't get it open quickly, forget it)
Jon:   *Nods* Where are you going?
Yves' Player:   (Down)
Yves' Player:   (looking ahead trying to see who's coming up)
K1tsune:   (Oh. did I mention that my sat. provider stuck a Veggie Tales commercial in the middle of Fooly Cooly?)
Jon:   You can't see because of the way the stairs are arranged
K1tsune:   (It was just wrong.)
K1tsune:   (Profoundly wrong.)
OnlineHost:   D00000M rolled 5 6-sided dice: 5 4 5 1 4
Yves' Player:   (Going down then)
Jon:   You're breathing hard. If you keep going without a break you're going to have to start resisting stun.
Yves' Player:   (...for stairs?)
Yves' Player:   (I can go 12 meters per combat turn without strain)
Jon:   For pretty much running down stairs while carrying Kitsune
Jon:   Who weighs significantly more than 15 kilos
Yves' Player:   (Then I'll slow down a bit)
Jon:   One moment, firing up CAD program and setting layer options
Jon:   You stop for a second and then proceed slightly more slowly. The sounds of people get closer.
Yves' Player:   *calls out* "Help, there's someone on the top floor attacking people!" *still going*
Jon:   Voice: "What's happening?"
OnlineHost:   D00000M rolled 5 6-sided dice: 3 1 6 5 5
OnlineHost:   D00000M rolled 1 6-sided die: 3
Yves' Player:   "Some magical attack! Adams is hurt, I've got a girl here, we need to get out of here!"
Jon:   You come into view of three guards jogging up the stairs. They're holding odd, dual-clip small assault rifles or large SMGs.
OnlineHost:   D00000M rolled 5 6-sided dice: 2 6 5 1 4
OnlineHost:   D00000M rolled 1 6-sided die: 1
Yves' Player:   *moving past them* "They need help up there, I don't know what's going on..."
OnlineHost:   D00000M rolled 5 6-sided dice: 1 1 3 4 5
Jon:   As you come into view: "That's him!"
OnlineHost:    Jon rolled 6 6-sided dice: 6 4 4 5 3 6
OnlineHost:    Jon rolled 2 6-sided dice: 4 1
Yves' Player:   (Shit, no init?)
Jon:   He pings you painfully on the arm, but his aim was knocked off by another guy pushing his barrel away. "Jesus, he's got a kid with him"
Jon:   "Stun rounds!"
Jon:   Init time.
OnlineHost:    Jon rolled 2 6-sided dice: 4 3
OnlineHost:    Jon rolled 2 6-sided dice: 4 6
OnlineHost:    Jon rolled 1 6-sided die: 5
OnlineHost:    Yves' Player rolled 2 6-sided dice: 3 5
Yves' Player:   (14)
Jon:   One guard acts before you, one with you, and one already used his action for this phase in a special GM moment
Yves' Player:   (We're so dead)
Yves' Player:   (Well, I'm so dead)
K1tsune:   (oh damn. This was a bad place to come check back)
Yves' Player:   (Yes it was)
OnlineHost:    Jon rolled 6 6-sided dice: 1 3 3 5 2 6
Dragcrell:   ((LOL))
OnlineHost:    Jon rolled 1 6-sided die: 2
K1tsune:   (um.. I'm going to go watch tv some more.)
Yves' Player:   (Please do0
Jon:   He fails to do anything significant, partly because he was running backwards behind some cover and partly because he was doing a called shot to avoid Kitsune
OnlineHost:   D00000M rolled 5 6-sided dice: 5 3 4 4 3
OnlineHost:   D00000M rolled 5 6-sided dice: 5 6 2 1 6
OnlineHost:   D00000M rolled 2 6-sided dice: 3 1
OnlineHost:   D00000M rolled 4 6-sided dice: 1 4 1 2
Yves' Player:   *aims an open palm at the center figure and unleashes a gout of Flame..thrower*
OnlineHost:   D00000M rolled 4 6-sided dice: 5 4 2 2
OnlineHost:    Yves' Player rolled 6 6-sided dice: 3 4 5 2 1 6
OnlineHost:    Yves' Player rolled 1 6-sided die: 3
Yves' Player:   (3 successes, Deadly)
OnlineHost:   D00000M rolled 4 6-sided dice: 1 6 3 4
OnlineHost:   D00000M rolled 1 6-sided die: 6
OnlineHost:   D00000M rolled 1 6-sided die: 4
OnlineHost:    Jon rolled 4 6-sided dice: 2 5 3 5
OnlineHost:    Jon rolled 5 6-sided dice: 6 5 3 4 1
OnlineHost:    Jon rolled 5 6-sided dice: 1 1 4 5 2
OnlineHost:    Yves' Player rolled 6 6-sided dice: 1 6 4 4 4 4
OnlineHost:    Jon rolled 5 6-sided dice: 2 4 1 4 2
Jon:   He bursts into flame and his clips explode rather dramatically.
Jon:   Guard: "FUCK!"
OnlineHost:    Jon rolled 6 6-sided dice: 1 5 2 5 3 4
Yves' Player:   "Indeed, i suggest you let me pass"
OnlineHost:    Jon rolled 6 6-sided dice: 2 1 2 4 2 1
Dragcrell:   ((bet that hurt))
Jon:   He fires three shots at you, none of which hit; he fires again
OnlineHost:    Jon rolled 6 6-sided dice: 4 5 5 1 6 4
OnlineHost:    Jon rolled 1 6-sided die: 3
Jon:   A hit; be warned that your dodge test will have penalties due to significant load if you choose that route
Yves' Player:   (How many successes?)
Jon:   One.
Yves' Player:   (What would my TN be?)
Jon:   Wound mod +3, correct?
Yves' Player:   (*begs*)
Yves' Player:   (Yes)
Yves' Player:   (Base 4)
Jon:   Total 9
Yves' Player:   (Sheeit)
Yves' Player:   (I'll try to dodge...)
OnlineHost:    Yves' Player rolled 8 6-sided dice: 4 5 2 5 2 1 4 2
Yves' Player:   (....)
Yves' Player:   (And I'll waste my WHOLE FUCKING COMBAT POOL)
Yves' Player:   (Jesus)
Jon:   Damage code 10S; they switched to real rounds after you torched the center guy
OnlineHost:    Yves' Player rolled 3 6-sided dice: 3 5 2
Yves' Player:   (Yay, now I've got 6 boxes of physical too)
Jon:   Yves starts to look slightly more like swiss cheese
Dragcrell:   ((Starts to play Taps))
Yves' Player:   (Next init pass? Anyone going ahead of me?)
Jon:   Yep, the guy who dove behind cover moves again
Yves' Player:   (At least he gets at least +2 for the cover)
Yves' Player:   (Jesus)
OnlineHost:    Jon rolled 6 6-sided dice: 5 5 4 4 1 4
Jon:   Is Yves moving at all?
K1tsune:   (oh. wow.)
Yves' Player:   (I can't...)
Jon:   True.
Yves' Player:   (Did he hit?)
Jon:   Yep, two successes
Yves' Player:   (Dead)
Yves' Player:   (Well)
Jon:   Single shot, though; only 7M
Yves' Player:   (I'll HoG I guess)
OnlineHost:    Yves' Player rolled 3 6-sided dice: 5 2 6
Yves' Player:   (Yep, HoG)
Jon:   You HoG the stairwell.
Yves' Player:   (Hand of God)
Jon:   (I know what it means)
Yves' Player:   (Well, this is where you fiat what that means exactly)
Jon:   (I know)
Jon:   The shot grazes your right cheek, though it does break open the door behind you. You sorta feel a bit weak in the knees.
Jon:   Furthermore, as part of the wonderful HoGness, the guy doesn't take his second shot.
Yves' Player:   *stumbles back through the door, unleashing another gout of flame at the guy who hasn't taken his second pass yet*
OnlineHost:    Yves' Player rolled 6 6-sided dice: 3 2 1 2 3 3
Yves' Player:   (OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE)
Jon:   You sorta scorch the railing.
Yves' Player:   *tries to slam the door closed behind him as best he can*
Jon:   You sorta push it closed a bit.
Jon:   You hear one of them trying to talk to the guard you downed.
Yves' Player:   *stumbles for another stairwell, trying to hold his guts in with his free hand*
Jon:   Yves is not Crüniac, but it works well enough
Jon:   You get to the emergency stairwell on the opposite side of the building
Yves' Player:   *opens the door as quietly as he can and peeks in*
Jon:   Roll perception
OnlineHost:    Yves' Player rolled 6 6-sided dice: 4 2 1 4 2 4
Yves' Player:   (............)
Jon:   Well, the thing about it is, the guards you hear charging up the stairwell (above you, you lucky.... dog) aren't being very subtle
Yves' Player:   *makes his way down the stairs as quietly and quickly as he can*
Jon:   Roll Stealth :)
Yves' Player:   (Defaulting to quickness, +10 counting wounds)
Yves' Player:   (well)
Jon:   (Oh holy lord)
Yves' Player:   (It's open, so -10 to whatever I roll)
OnlineHost:    Yves' Player rolled 6 6-sided dice: 1 1 3 4 3 3
Jon:   (....)
Yves' Player:   (Well that was fun)
Jon:   Right, a -6.
Jon:   Wellllllll...
Yves' Player:   (Hopefully they won't be paying attention)
Jon:   You run.
Yves' Player:   (Minimum TN is 2!)
K1tsune:   (*bangs head against reality*)
Yves' Player:   (Can I slow down and get better? heh)
Jon:   Running now.
Yves' Player:   *concentrates on getting there*
K1tsune:   (someone is saving this log, right?)
Jon:   Yes. Yes I am.
Dragcrell:   ((hehehe well the Grim Reapr is defantly dieing of laughter))
K1tsune:   (where am I, anyway?)
Jon:   Anyway...
Yves' Player:   (Being carried by Yves)
Jon:   You're on Yves' shoulder
K1tsune:   (that's what I was afraid of.)
Jon:   Yves got saved for the first part of the combat by the fact that they were using stun rounds and called shots to try to not kill you
Jon:   Then he torched one of them, and they stopped being careful
Yves' Player:   (At any rate, am I making any progress?)
Jon:   Yes, you're getting closer to ground level
Jon:   You don't hear anyone approaching right now
Dragcrell:   ((you know I hate to the one to point this out why don't you have the invisibility spell?))
Yves' Player:   *still trying to get downstairs*
Yves' Player:   (I do, but I've got so many TN mods and 7 boxes of stun, there's no way I could pull it off)
Jon:   Resist 4L Stun
OnlineHost:    Yves' Player rolled 3 6-sided dice: 1 1 2
Jon:   ...
Yves' Player:   (...OMG, almost Rule of One'd it)
Yves' Player:   (8 boxes of stun now)
K1tsune:   (HOLY SWEET FLAMING GIANT ROBOT SHIT.)
K1tsune:   (I just wanted to invent a creative swearword.)
Yves' Player:   (What floor am I on by now?)
Jon:   (Well, it isn't a swearword, more a swearphrase, but it was creative)
Yves' Player:   (FUCKING ASSPLATTER!)
Jon:   2. Almost out.
K1tsune:   (that's what I meant. don't question me.)
Yves' Player:   *pushing it if necessary*
Dragcrell:   ((Holy Falaming Fuck shit :P beat that one))
K1tsune:   (wow. it was almost entirely based on the second episode of FLCL.)
Jon:   You get to the ground floor.
Yves' Player:   *pushes open the door*
D00000M:   Guys...I'm readin through my log...
D00000M:   This is the greatest thing I've ever read.
D00000M:   Better than everything.
K1tsune:   (you're not the one being dragged unconscious through it.)
Yves' Player:   *heads for an alley or someplace in relative safety nearby*
Yves' Player:   (carried, not dragged!)
Jon:   Well, you see, it opened out into the front lobby
Yves' Player:   (Fuck)
Jon:   Actually, into a door into the front lobby
OnlineHost:    Jon rolled 4 6-sided dice: 6 4 3 1
OnlineHost:    Jon rolled 1 6-sided die: 4
Yves' Player:   *stops in the alcove thing*
Jon:   *Nods*
Yves' Player:   (Or not since apparently a godlike perception roll means I've been found out)
Jon:   Well, the guard is looking over your way, but hasn't necessarily seen you
Yves' Player:   *checks Kitsune for a phone or something*
Yves' Player:   *staying down*
Jon:   You find one on her.
Yves' Player:   *calls up Snoog*
Jon:   *Ring ring*
Jon:   *Click* *Grunt*
OnlineHost:   D00000M rolled 5 6-sided dice: 5 2 1 1 5
Yves' Player:   *whispering* "Snoog, it's Yves, Kitsune and me need help"
Jon:   "With?"
Yves' Player:   "Escaping. Can you come to the office at..." *gives address* "and get us out?"
Jon:   *Grunts*
OnlineHost:   D00000M rolled 5 6-sided dice: 3 4 2 3 5
Yves' Player:   *hangs up* (There a window on the door?)
Jon:   Little wireglass square things
Yves' Player:   *quick peek out*
OnlineHost:   D00000M rolled 5 6-sided dice: 4 3 6 2 4
OnlineHost:   D00000M rolled 1 6-sided die: 6
OnlineHost:   D00000M rolled 1 6-sided die: 1
Jon:   Roll perception (Dave)
OnlineHost:    Yves' Player rolled 6 6-sided dice: 2 3 2 4 1 4
Yves' Player:   (...)
Jon:   You notice a potted plant.
Yves' Player:   *sits in the alcove trying to catch his breath*
Yves' Player:   *takes another peek after a few minutes*
OnlineHost:    Yves' Player rolled 6 6-sided dice: 5 4 1 6 5 4
OnlineHost:    Yves' Player rolled 1 6-sided die: 6
OnlineHost:    Yves' Player rolled 1 6-sided die: 2
OnlineHost:   D00000M rolled 5 6-sided dice: 5 6 3 4 3
OnlineHost:   D00000M rolled 1 6-sided die: 6
OnlineHost:   D00000M rolled 1 6-sided die: 4
OnlineHost:   D00000M rolled 10 6-sided dice: 6 3 1 5 3 5 5 6 6 3
OnlineHost:   D00000M rolled 3 6-sided dice: 2 2 1
Jon:   You see a man shooting the guard at the gate. Other than that, you can't see anyone; you notice that the tire damage devices at the gates are active
Yves' Player:   *thinks "Oh fuck"*
Yves' Player:   (Do I recognize him)
Jon:   (Nope)
Jon:   (He's facing away from you, anyway)
OnlineHost:   D00000M rolled 10 6-sided dice: 1 1 2 1 2 1 4 2 6 5
D00000M:   T_T
OnlineHost:   D00000M rolled 4 6-sided dice: 2 1 3 3
D00000M:   combat pool
OnlineHost:   D00000M rolled 5 6-sided dice: 2 3 3 2 1
D00000M:   omg
D00000M:   combat pool
OnlineHost:   D00000M rolled 8 6-sided dice: 2 3 3 6 3 1 3 5
D00000M:   errr
OnlineHost:   D00000M rolled 3 6-sided dice: 5 4 6
OnlineHost:   D00000M rolled 1 6-sided die: 2
D00000M:   You just missed historically bad rolling, luv.
D00000M:   -_-
Yves' Player:   *waits to see who it is*
OnlineHost:    Jon rolled 4 6-sided dice: 4 3 6 2
OnlineHost:    Jon rolled 1 6-sided die: 6
OnlineHost:    Jon rolled 1 6-sided die: 2
Dragcrell:   ((na thats the mage in the clue files that rolled 28 dice and had all of them come up 1's))
Yves' Player:   (Yeah)
Yves' Player:   (My next character will be a total munch)
D00000M:   (o_O splain in IM, please. Please.)
Jon:   The guard drops
Jon:   You see the other guy hightail it through the gate and away at insanely fast speeds.
Jon:   You start wondering if he's an olympic-level sprinter or just cyberaugmented/physadded
Yves' Player:   (The shooter ran away?)
Jon:   Yep
Yves' Player:   (is there still a guard inside?)
Jon:   Inside? You didn't see if he did anything to the guard in the lobby
Yves' Player:   *peeks for guard inside*
OnlineHost:    Yves' Player rolled 6 6-sided dice: 2 6 3 1 6 5
OnlineHost:    Yves' Player rolled 2 6-sided dice: 6 2
OnlineHost:    Yves' Player rolled 1 6-sided die: 6
OnlineHost:    Yves' Player rolled 1 6-sided die: 5
Yves' Player:   (Heh, I think that's my highest roll ever)
Jon:   Not only do you see the guard, you know the brand of his underwear.
Yves' Player:   (Does that mean he's down and stripped? heh)
K1tsune:   and on that, too
K1tsune:   (what's his underwear brand?)
Jon:   No, he's fully dressed and still looking at the door.
Yves' Player:   (The front or the one I'm behind?)
Jon:   (It's an Aztechnology subsidiary)
Jon:   The one you're behind
Jon:   He turns slightly, notices the now-downed guard, gets up and heads for the door, vaulting the security desk
Yves' Player:   (I'd sneak out, but it'd suck)
Jon:   (Well, if you stand there long enough someone'll come and kill you anyway)
Yves' Player:   (Fine)
Yves' Player:   *tries to make his way out*
Yves' Player:   (If I die now, it's YOUR fault! heh)
Jon:   (Arguably, if your character ever dies it's my fault, as I can declare that anything happens.)
Yves' Player:   (True)
K1tsune:   (a rock falls out of the sky. you're dead.)
Yves' Player:   *tries heading out, carrying Kitsune*
Jon:   How're you doing it?
Yves' Player:   (Very carefully?)
Yves' Player:   (is there a side door or anything?)
Jon:   Then roll your -10 Stealth
Jon:   Nope, just the main door.
Yves' Player:   (Can I use my last roll?)
Yves' Player:   (Pleeeeese?)
Jon:   Sadly not
OnlineHost:    Yves' Player rolled 4 6-sided dice: 3 4 1 6
OnlineHost:    Yves' Player rolled 1 6-sided die: 1
Yves' Player:   (Still sucks)
OnlineHost:    Jon rolled 3 6-sided dice: 1 1 5
Yves' Player:   (DAMN)
Yves' Player:   (I was SO close)
Jon:   He turns towards you
Yves' Player:   *hopefully for the last time lets out a gout of flame from his hand*
OnlineHost:    Yves' Player rolled 6 6-sided dice: 3 2 2 3 6 1
OnlineHost:    Yves' Player rolled 1 6-sided die: 1
OnlineHost:   D00000M rolled 5 6-sided dice: 3 6 5 1 4
OnlineHost:   D00000M rolled 1 6-sided die: 6
Yves' Player:   (Well, 1 success, want me to roll for secondary?)
OnlineHost:   D00000M rolled 1 6-sided die: 4
Jon:   Sure
OnlineHost:    Yves' Player rolled 6 6-sided dice: 2 5 6 4 1 5
OnlineHost:    Yves' Player rolled 1 6-sided die: 4
Yves' Player:   (Cooks)
Yves' Player:   (6D with half impact, 6M with no armor, no combat pool for either)
Jon:   Nothing cooks, but he's on fire
Yves' Player:   (Ah well)
Jon:   He wasn't carrying a gun
Jon:   Just a taser
Yves' Player:   (Dangerous enough)
Jon:   The batteries crack and explode, but not with the same power as a clip
Yves' Player:   (Stun spillover would have killed me)
Jon:   Indeed
OnlineHost:    Jon rolled 5 6-sided dice: 4 3 5 4 2
Yves' Player:   (6D anyway)
Yves' Player:   (*hopes Impact armor is 1 or 0*)
Jon:   He's still standing, but he's burning and flailing.
OnlineHost:    Jon rolled 3 6-sided dice: 4 4 1
Jon:   He stops, drops, and rolls.
Yves' Player:   *fire again*
OnlineHost:    Yves' Player rolled 6 6-sided dice: 5 5 1 4 6 6
Yves' Player:   (10D)
Jon:   (Poor, poor Yves)
OnlineHost:    Jon rolled 5 6-sided dice: 4 1 3 5 3
Yves' Player:   (Yes...)
Jon:   The guard is now still on the ground and burning.
Yves' Player:   (That's two people he's had to kill, and for nothing)
Jon:   I was thinking more of the seccam capturing you torching the guy on the ground
Yves' Player:   (That too)
Jon:   Anyway.
Yves' Player:   (That can be dealt with later)
Yves' Player:   *stumbles off to hiding somewhere*
Jon:   Or you could wait for the guards; I'm sure they'd be happy to deal with it now :)
Jon:   *Stumble stumble stumble*
Jon:   How're you getting away/
Jon:   *?
Yves' Player:   (First order of business is getting out of sight)
OnlineHost:    Jon rolled 15 2-sided dice: 2 2 2 2 1 1 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 1
OnlineHost:    Jon rolled 5 2-sided dice: 1 1 1 1 2
D00000M:   O_O
Yves' Player:   (I don't like that)
Dragcrell:   ((OMG))
D00000M:   *speechless*
K1tsune:   (*offers Kasugai kiwi gummies all around*)
Jon:   Well, you stagger away
Jon:   Ooh, kiwis
D00000M:   Delish. ^_^
K1tsune:   I love these things. they're my comfort food
Jon:   After about a minute of stumbling, you hear sirens.
Yves' Player:   *gets someplace out of sight*
Yves' Player:   (Out of sight was priority, remember?)
Jon:   I remember very well
Yves' Player:   (So are we out of sight?)
Jon:   Of the building, yes
Yves' Player:   (Of the street too, remember the mention of the alley?)
Jon:   Resist L Stun
Jon:   Er
Jon:   4L
Jon:   Yes, I do
OnlineHost:    Yves' Player rolled 3 6-sided dice: 5 3 5
Yves' Player:   (Whoo!)
Yves' Player:   *heads for the nearest alley*
Jon:   You're in an alley
Jon:   You've been stumbling about for close to a minute
Jon:   You aren't that slow, injured as you may be
Yves' Player:   *takes a seat out of LOS of the street and any doors*
Jon:   You do your best
Jon:   You're bleeding profusely.
Yves' Player:   *sets down Kitsune, takes off his jacket, and does his best to bind his most profuse wounds*
Jon:   Ok, I won't make you start taking the physical checks you were about to have to start making
Yves' Player:   *calls up Snoog*
Jon:   *Ring ring*
Jon:   *Ring ring*
Jon:   *Click* *Grunts*
Yves' Player:   "Snoog, it's Yves, where are you?"
Jon:   "Coming."
Yves' Player:   "Change of plans"
K1tsune:   (If RP'ing is sex, then this... this is like the strawberry incident Scott told me about.)
Jon:   *Inquisitve grunt*
Jon:   (So true)
Yves' Player:   "Come to..." *gives name and rough location of one of the buildings forming the alley* "Park out front, Kitsune and I are in the alley next to it."
K1tsune:   (started out good, turns into the most hillarious thing on earth, as long as you're not involved, in which case it's incredibly humiliating and more than a little painful.)
Yves' Player:   "If you get here and can't find us, check the other side of the building"
Yves' Player:   (Way more than a little painful)
Yves' Player:   (This'll probably end up going to CLUE or at least Dumpshock)
K1tsune:   (Oh yes.)
Jon:   (Oh hell yes it will)
Jon:   (A summary and probably the entire transcript)
Yves' Player:   (At least let me post it, I want a chance to defend my idiocy in retrospect)
Jon:   (Nope, my job)
Jon:   (You can submit a defense to me to include in it, though)
Yves' Player:   (Can you change my name at least? I have a reputation to maintain (mostly NERPS!-related) )
Yves' Player:   "Do you understand?"
Jon:   (Maybe)
Jon:   *Grunts*
Yves' Player:   "Alright"
Yves' Player:   *hangs up*
Yves' Player:   *checks on Kitsune, making sure she didn't get hurt any worse*
Jon:   *Click*
OnlineHost:    Jon rolled 3 6-sided dice: 3 3 6
Jon:   ...
OnlineHost:    Jon rolled 1 6-sided die: 5
Jon:   .........
Yves' Player:   (I hate to think what that is0
Jon:   Have Yves roll Stealth without any wound modifiers
OnlineHost:    Yves' Player rolled 4 6-sided dice: 3 4 1 6
OnlineHost:    Yves' Player rolled 1 6-sided die: 6
OnlineHost:    Yves' Player rolled 1 6-sided die: 5
Yves' Player:   (Whoo! 13)
Yves' Player:   (Thank GOD)
Yves' Player:   (13 is after defaulting)
Jon:   A Lone Star patrol car goes past, not managing to see you in its scan of the area.
D00000M:   (...)
Jon:   You aren't quite out of sight of the street, but as close as you can be
Dragcrell:   ((hehehe this should be a good read on DS :) ))
K1tsune:   A rock falls out of the sky. You die.
Yves' Player:   *still checking on Kitsune*
Jon:   Roll perception
OnlineHost:    Yves' Player rolled 6 6-sided dice: 1 3 5 4 2 6
K1tsune:   (*looks at her friends list* Ah.. it was that episode of Trigun. Aww.)
OnlineHost:    Yves' Player rolled 1 6-sided die: 4
Jon:   Kitsune appears to just be stunned
K1tsune:   wow. he can roll again.
Yves' Player:   (yeah, now that I'm out of danger)
Jon:   You see a familiar van pull up at the end of the ally
Jon:   *e
Jon:   The alley turns into a dikoted ally spirit
OnlineHost:   D00000M rolled 5 6-sided dice: 1 5 4 5 6
OnlineHost:   D00000M rolled 1 6-sided die: 1
Yves' Player:   *watches for Snoog*
Jon:   The familiar van isn't just familiar because you passed it on the way to the office building. It's the van Snoog has.
Yves' Player:   *watches for Snoog the troll himself*
Jon:   You'll have to stagger out a bit to see if it's him. It's parked so you can't see in the driver's window
K1tsune:   A rock.. oh nevermind
Yves' Player:   (Then I'll wait for him to get out and find his way to the alley)
Jon:   Nothing happens. The minutes pass.
Yves' Player:   *dials Snoog*
Jon:   *Ring ring* *Click* *Grunts*
Yves' Player:   "Snoog, where are you, I can see the van"
Jon:   "In van."
Yves' Player:   *gets up and picks up Kitsune again, walking toward the van as quickly as he dares*
Yves' Player:   "Is anyone in the van with you?"
Jon:   "Mark"
Yves' Player:   "Anyone else?"
Jon:   "No.
Jon:   "
Dragcrell:   ((I wached the Trigun series hehehe got to love Vash :P))
Yves' Player:   (Can I see if it's the right van yet?)
K1tsune:   (but Wolfwood dies. *sniffle*)
Jon:   You get the same view of the van as you had previously.
Yves' Player:   *walks out of the alley and to the van*
Dragcrell:   ((ya that sucked big time))
OnlineHost:   D00000M rolled 5 6-sided dice: 3 4 2 4 3
Jon:   (Bringing Kitsune, I assume?)
Yves' Player:   (Yes, see above)
Yves' Player:    Yves' Player: *gets up and picks up Kitsune again, walking toward the van as quickly as he dares*
Jon:   Ah, missed that
Jon:   Missed a lot of that, actually; sorry
Jon:   Yes, it's the right van, either that or there are two Snoogs
Yves' Player:   *gets in, laying Kitsune down across the back and sitting with her* "Get us back to the warehouse"
Jon:   Snoog: *Grunts*
Jon:   *Drive drive drive*
OnlineHost:    Jon rolled 6 6-sided dice: 3 4 5 1 1 4
OnlineHost:    Jon rolled 4 6-sided dice: 2 1 2 6
OnlineHost:    Jon rolled 1 6-sided die: 3
OnlineHost:    Jon rolled 3 6-sided dice: 3 1 6
OnlineHost:    Jon rolled 1 6-sided die: 5
OnlineHost:    Jon rolled 5 6-sided dice: 5 1 3 4 5
Jon:   You get back to the warehouse.
Yves' Player:   (With 12 LS patrol cars on our backs)
Jon:   Nah, they got there first
Jon:   (Joke, for once)
Yves' Player:   (For once)
Yves' Player:   *carries Kitsune inside and lays her out on whatever makeshift bed there is*
Jon:   You put her on a futon.
K1tsune:   yay futon
Jon:   You sorta stagger around a little. The world is decidedly swimmy.
Yves' Player:   *does his best to make her comfortable before lying down on the ground next to her and falling to sleep himself*
Jon:   (On the ground of a warehouse with open wounds?)
Jon:   (Cute, but not very health-inducing)
Yves' Player:   (I can't do anything about myself until I get rid of at least a couple boxes of Stun)
Yves' Player:   (Heal at this point has S drain)
Yves' Player:   (And with my dice... nuh uh)
Jon:   (Yves kills himself casting Heal)
Yves' Player:   (Exactly)
Yves' Player:   (if you want me to try, I'll try, but I can't promise results)
Yves' Player:   (I'd be rolling against 2's for Drain, I guess I could try)
Jon:   (I'm not suggesting anything except sleeping on the floor)
OnlineHost:    Yves' Player rolled 6 6-sided dice: 1 2 5 5 5 5
Yves' Player:   (Well, enough successes)
OnlineHost:    Yves' Player rolled 8 6-sided dice: 4 4 5 6 2 2 1 1
Yves' Player:   (Actually)
Jon:   (Er)
Jon:   (Except not sleeping on the floor)
Yves' Player:   (That's zero successes, but luckily no drain, barely)
Yves' Player:   (TN 10 thanks to wounds)
OnlineHost:    Yves' Player rolled 4 6-sided dice: 2 4 6 2
OnlineHost:    Yves' Player rolled 1 6-sided die: 5
Yves' Player:   (Hey, a success)
OnlineHost:    Yves' Player rolled 10 6-sided dice: 2 2 4 3 1 2 1 1 3 3
Yves' Player:   (And no drain again, so I heal... one box)
Yves' Player:   (Yipee)
Jon:   (Heh)
Yves' Player:   (Maybe at least now I'm not going to bleed out?)_
Yves' Player:   (Since technically it's an M wound? heh)
Jon:   (A bit less, yes, but it's not so much bleeding as infection I'm talking about. Well, it's your meatbod; if you wanna sleep on the floor, knock yourself out.)
K1tsune:   (ha ha. "sleep" "knock yourself out." ha ha.)
Yves' Player:   (Aside from that, I could make a pile of clothing to sleep on, is it really that much better?)
K1tsune:   (ha.)
K1tsune:   (If he's not going to die or be amusing, I need to go to bed..
Yves' Player:   (I don't think Kitsune would appreciate waking up someplace without her coffeemaker, otherwise I'd take her to my place)
Yves' Player:   (Which has a coffeemaker, just not hers)
Jon:   Snoog: *Acts Snooglike*
Jon:   *Crochets*
Yves' Player:   I think we're done for the night
K1tsune:   I can crochet. It's something you can do without actually thinking about it
Jon:   Indeed
Jon:   Or rather, for the morning
Yves' Player:   Yves is out for the run
K1tsune:   *mutters in her sleep: "fucking idiot."*
Yves' Player:   Kitsune (after she recovers) can at least try to clean up the mess he made via judicious Matrix file editing
Yves' Player:   At this point I'm considering saying "Fuck it, Yves dies, they can finish the run or whatever, I'm making a new character" but I know that if I do that, the run will never even progress anymore and there will be no new one
Yves' Player:   And it'll all be over
Jon:   Oh, there'll be a new one
K1tsune:   I mean, look at the first run
K1tsune:   it died.
K1tsune:   completely.
Jon:   The first run did die
Yves' Player:   I thought in the end we actually got out with the chip and all
Jon:   But this is not the first run
Yves' Player:   And met with the J and got paid
Jon:   No, that was the second run
Jon:   You weren't in for the first run
Yves' Player:   Oh well
Yves' Player:   See? Runs die without my constant badgering
Jon:   In the first run, one of the people had to drop out permanently because his life fell apart
Jon:   Breakup, loss of apartment, suicide attempt, etc.
Yves' Player:   I really need to hear this right now
Jon:   And since that was one of the three people on that run, that was pretty much it
Jon:   But yes, we'll probably be ready to start another run in a few weeks
Jon:   And you can finish this one up soon, probably, since we're actually being productive
Yves' Player:   Except Yves will be down for weeks due to healing
Yves' Player:   It's all bad
Jon:   Meh, we'll see
Dragcrell:   Eh I could think of a few ways it could have been worrse I mean I could have been in the run and had my rigger use his Drongs as a Distration :P
Yves' Player:   Drones would have helped
Dragcrell:   Ummmm not the two he has that is unless you like the sound of a LMG and Gernades going off 8-X
Yves' Player:   That would have helped, which is sad
OnlineHost:    Jon rolled 8 6-sided dice: 4 4 6 4 6 1 2 3
OnlineHost:    Jon rolled 2 6-sided dice: 1 2
Dragcrell:   Eh hard to say I think they woudl have had some problems with the stairs
Jon:   Not as many as Yves did
K1tsune:   ookay
K1tsune:   I have to get up in 4 hours
Jon:   Hehehe
K1tsune:   so goodnight everyone
K1tsune:   thank you for the entertainment
Yves' Player:   Gomen
Jon:   Same time next week L(
K1tsune:   I shall never forget this run
Jon:   *:)
Jon:   Nor will the rest of us
Yves' Player:   I wish you would
Jon:   No matter how hard some might try
Yves' Player:   Where's my MiB flashy thingy?
Jon:   Back in Adams' office
Yves' Player:   Fuck
K1tsune:   the flashy thing doesn't work on me
K1tsune:   do you wanna go back and get it?
Yves' Player:   Then I'll just kiss you and the shock will give you amnesia
K1tsune:   *grins*
K1tsune:   or not
K1tsune:   um. bed now.
K1tsune:   *disappears*
Jon:   Hm. I don't think that'd give me amnesia, though it might be disturbing, since I think you're heterosexual
Yves' Player:   Actually I'm a lesbian
Dragcrell:   lets not go there eh
Dragcrell:   on a ligher note dose anyone still keep taps on the message boards??
D00000M:   I will now. ^_^
Yves' Player:   Since no one posts there, no
Jon:   I'm going to try to stop the neglect
Jon:   Somehow
Dragcrell:   hehehe umm ok well the post I made about Web has gone unnotest then
Yves' Player:   WebRPG sucks
Yves' Player:   I hate it
Dragcrell:   I'll take the silence as a sign of confusion WebRPG is now free to use
Dragcrell:   its a hell of a lot better then Open
Jon:   Muahahaha.
Yves' Player:   That does not excuse its own suck
Yves' Player:   AIM chats > XRPG, Open or Web or anything else
Yves' Player:   Because they suck
Jon:   Ah; you have experience?
Yves' Player:   Yes
Yves' Player:   OpenRPG sucked more
Yves' Player:   But WebRPG still sucks
Jon:   Well, I may have to switch to WebRPG just to torment you.
Jon:   *Ahem*
Yves' Player:   I'd drop
Dragcrell:   hehe eh I like useing Web as you can change your nick and it has both target and auto reroll on 6 :)
Yves' Player:   Given how fucking terrible this game goes for me anyhow, I might as well drop anyway
Jon:   Meh, you keep things moving
Yves' Player:   Half the time I'm the only one who shows up, and the other half only one other person shows up
Jon:   That's what I'm trying to change.
Yves' Player:   And my characters are invariable suckass and hated by everyone
Dragcrell:   Bah I've had my guys in much worse shape try being in the midelw of no ware with a hoel Bloody bace of mercs affter ya
Jon:   As I remember, the only one who hated Durandal was you
Jon:   Now, Yves I can't deny...
Yves' Player:   Because he sucked
Jon:   He more or less ate everything on that run except for the last puzzle, which wasn't a matter of his stats
Dragcrell:   Ummm ya I'm trying to to rember the games but I was out playing pool with a freind to day :P.
Yves' Player:   Okay, I'm getting sick of trying to translate what Drag is saying into English, please learn to type
Yves' Player:   And I'm really fucking pissed at the world right now, so I'm going to bed before I explode
Jon:   *Nods*
Yves' Player:   Night
Dragcrell:   well take care
Jon:   Poor Dave...
Jon:   Take pity on him. He may have been CLUE-worthy tonight.
Jon:   Anyway.
OnlineHost:    Jon rolled 5 6-sided dice: 1 1 2 1 3
OnlineHost:    Jon rolled 5 6-sided dice: 3 4 3 6 3
OnlineHost:    Jon rolled 1 6-sided die: 5
OnlineHost:    Jon rolled 5 6-sided dice: 2 4 6 4 4
OnlineHost:    Jon rolled 1 6-sided die: 2
Dragcrell:   Eh he sould have see my one freind at a game much worse then what happend but then he was tryign to get in to clue. Hell I just about end up there on the same run :P
Jon:   Heh
Jon:   Trying spoils it
Dragcrell:   well mine was avoined by my quick thinking and giveing up the greed
Dragcrell:   besides the rolles he was getting were not the best by a long shot
Jon:   Indeed
Jon:   He has... luck of a different kind.
Dragcrell:   Oh you should see mine I could get hit by sevral bolts of light at the same time and still live
Jon:   Roll it
OnlineHost:    Jon rolled 6 6-sided dice: 4 5 2 4 5 5
Jon:   Hmm...
OnlineHost:    Jon rolled 6 6-sided dice: 6 5 4 3 6 3
OnlineHost:    Jon rolled 2 6-sided dice: 6 2
OnlineHost:    Jon rolled 1 6-sided die: 4
Dragcrell:   hehehe
Dragcrell:   well at lest my spelling is getting a tad better
Dragcrell:   eh think he realy would drop if we whent to Web?
Jon:   He might
Jon:   But it's not an issue until I test it out anywy
Jon:   *way
Dragcrell:   hehe you still have your copy on the comp becuse if you do you just need to make a account
Jon:   I don't. I'll redownload and test either later today or tomorrow.
Jon:   *Checks mail for one last time*