EverGuard4 has entered the room.
Vernjonal has entered the room.
CirclMastr has entered the room.
MilesMk1 has entered the room.
alatariel43 has entered the room.
Thematrian1: Since Dragcrell doesn't seem to exist anymore, that's everybody
CirclMastr: Dragcrell hates us all
Thematrian1: that's a theory
Thematrian1: when we left our heroes, they'd done some meddling and collected a credstick
CirclMastr: Cred is good
Vernjonal: Munny munny munny...
Thematrian1: So, having collected your pay and delivered your package, what's the plan?
Vernjonal: Speaking of which, we still need to do the bit with the car. We can do that later, though.
Vernjonal: "What's the plan?"
Thematrian1: one wrinkle though
MilesMk1: "Well, I for one am still curious about Turducken."
Thematrian1: Sam is nowhere to be found
CirclMastr: (We don't even have a plan and there's already a wrinkle)
MilesMk1: The dwarf went somewhere?
MilesMk1: Or is his soul missing again?
Thematrian1: No, this time it's the whole dwarf
CirclMastr: "Where'd we last leave him?"
MilesMk1: "Where did the mage go?"
Vernjonal: "In the trunk, last I saw."
Vernjonal has left the room.
CirclMastr: (Hmmm)
Vernjonal has entered the room.
MilesMk1: When is the last time I remember seeing him?
MilesMk1: He wasn't there when we drove Victor to his house to get the credstick?
Vernjonal: Waitaminute. Did I keep my sensor lock on him?
Vernjonal: Hm.
Vernjonal: "I'm sure he'll be fine. Let's go get some food."
CirclMastr: "Think we could swing by the campus again?"
MilesMk1: "Ok... Why are we not worried about Sam al of a sudden?"
MilesMk1: (all)
Vernjonal: "It's just a hunch. What do you want to hit campus for?"
MilesMk1: *looks puzzled, but lets it drop*
CirclMastr: "I'd like to see Martha"
Vernjonal: "Why?"
MilesMk1: "Gah... What are we, the undergrad counseling hotline?"
CirclMastr: "Hush up you. I just want to"
MilesMk1: "Fine... But no teaching her how to castrate anyone."
Vernjonal: "I don't want to hang around there, but I can drop you off and pick you up if you really want."
CirclMastr: "That's fine"
Thematrian1: (Last run up at http://www.sotsw.net/runs/SotSW%207-06-04.htm )
Thematrian1: The van rolls back to the UCLA campus.
CirclMastr: *hops out and heads to the dorms*
Vernjonal: How far away is the place selling turducken?
CirclMastr: (Shojo's secret agenda was to avoid turducken, and it worked! Mwahahaha!)
Thematrian1: 'bout fifteen minutes from campus
Vernjonal: What time is it?
CirclMastr: (Time for turducken to DIE)
Thematrian1: 9:45
Vernjonal: "We're gonna try to find someplace to eat, call when you want to be picked up."
Vernjonal: *After the door is closed* "Who's up for some turducken?"
CirclMastr: "K"
EverGuard4: um...
CirclMastr: (Run away!)
MilesMk1: "I willing to at least look at it."
Vernjonal: *Drives to the place of Turducken*
MilesMk1: (I'm)
Vernjonal: Is it open?
Thematrian1: A painted sign hangs in the window. "TWENTYFOUR HOUR SERVICE"
Thematrian1: The lights are on.
CirclMastr: (Turducken is like a twinkie: it survives even nuclear waste)
Vernjonal: *Parks, heads inside*
MilesMk1: *Goes in too*
Vernjonal: "If you want to join us, just lock up when you leave."
Vernjonal: What does the place look like?
CirclMastr: (A soy slaughterhouse) You have just entered room "Shadows."
Thematrian1: thank you kindly
Vernjonal has left the room.
CirclMastr: (....Ahahaha)
CirclMastr: (J hates us)
Thematrian1: As I was saying, the place is arranged deli-style: tables, a long counter along one side. The one break in the decor is the heavy iron door that presumably leads to the kitchen
Thematrian1: (I'll c&p it, I just wanted it out there)
EverGuard4: btw... I'm actually reading the sensor rules through for the first time, anyone else take umbrage at some of them?
CirclMastr: (Never bothered reading them all)
Thematrian1: Yeah, Sensor rules > Magic
EverGuard4: nono... the fact that "solid objects" are a +2 modifier
Thematrian1: those of us who love Trid Phantasm get owned too
EverGuard4: so twelve feet underground
EverGuard4: it's +2 to be detected
Vernjonal has entered the room.
Vernjonal: Thanks
*OnlineHost*: Vernjonal rolled 12 6-sided dice: 5 3 5 1 1 1 1 4 5 6 4 2
Vernjonal: Good good.
MilesMk1: Any people in the place?
Vernjonal: *Walks in, taking a good look around*
CirclMastr: (There are lots of people in the turducken...)
Thematrian1: Only the proprietor. She's immense, even for a troll,
MilesMk1: *Walks up to the counter.*
MilesMk1: "So, what IS turducken, anyway? Is it behind the vault door?"
Thematrian1: "You're not my usual customers. But you're lookin' for Turducken, are ya, cutie?"
MilesMk1: "What if I were?"
MilesMk1: "I'm actually more interested in *what* it is. You know, animal, vegetable, mineral..."
Thematrian1: "Then I'd ask you to wait ten minutes, 'till the freshest batch is done." (She laughs uproariously)
Thematrian1: "You know what my secret is?"
MilesMk1: "Nope."
Thematrian1: (Big grin) "Meat! Nothing but the real deal."
MilesMk1: "What kind of meat?"
Thematrian1: (Big look of surprise) "Guy like you doesn't know? Turkey, duck, and chicken. They're all birds, and they taste great together!"
MilesMk1: *Looks at Alex* "Well, my curiosity it satisified. Want me to get you any?"
Thematrian1: "Yeah honey, you want some? Only real meat in this dump?"
Thematrian1: (A wave of her arm takes in the surrounding shops)
Vernjonal has left the room.
Vernjonal has entered the room.
Vernjonal has left the room.
MilesMk1: (I think that's a "maybe".)
Vernjonal has entered the room.
Vernjonal: There we go.
Vernjonal: *Listens to the turducken discussion with interest and possibly a little hunger*
Thematrian1: "It's a slow night, so I'll tell you one of the secrets."
Thematrian1: "You put the chicken inside the duck, then you put the duck inside the turkey."
Vernjonal: "But then... how do they fit?"
Thematrian1: "Curious, are you? In eight more minutes, you'll get to see for yourself...if you can get Mr. Sourpuss here " She grins at Blake, " to buy you some."
Vernjonal: *Wanders over to Blake* "Thinkin' of trying some?"
MilesMk1: "Maybe. If it looks identifiable..."
MilesMk1: (he says that quietly)
MilesMk1: "Um... How big are the portions?"
Thematrian1: "How big can you handle?"
Vernjonal: (What did he order when we all went out to dinner after the last run?)
MilesMk1: (Who, Blake?)
MilesMk1: (Steak, I think.)
Vernjonal: (How big, though?)
EverGuard4: (go for the whopper, dude)
MilesMk1: "Let's just play it safe and go with the regular human-sized portion."
MilesMk1: "Does that come with any sides?"
Thematrian1: "Your choice of fake rice or fake carrots."
CirclMastr: (Go with the fake carrots, the fake rice is just old rat droppings)
MilesMk1: "Fake rice, then."
MilesMk1: "How much is that?"
Vernjonal: "I'll go with that too."
Thematrian1: "Your total is 24 credits. We do take AzScrip, if you don't have your stick."
Vernjonal: *Blink blink blink*
Vernjonal: "24 each, you mean?"
Thematrian1: "No, 24 total."
MilesMk1: *Suspicious look*
CirclMastr: (I told you to run)
Vernjonal: "How... but... real meat... for... but..." *wanders unsteadily over to a chair and sits down*
CirclMastr: (None of you believed me)
MilesMk1: Do I know if any of the animals mentioned are actually extinct, or something? Or exist only as mutated varieties?
MilesMk1: Are they troll slang names for other metahuman races?
Thematrian1: ( ::collapses in a fit of laughter:: )
Thematrian1: No, not as far as you know.
Vernjonal: "H... how?
Vernjonal: "
alatariel43 has left the room.
Thematrian1: "It's a secret." Big smile.
Thematrian1: "It'll be done in just a minute."
CirclMastr: (I tried warning you)
Vernjonal: (And now you'll suffer too, oh person-whose-ride-will-soon-be-dead)
MilesMk1: *whisper* "Do we make a run for it?"
Thematrian1: She saunters over to the heavy iron door. She turns the heavy iron wheel, and with a grating sound, the door unlocks.
Thematrian1: It swings inward.
Vernjonal: *Whisper* "I... don't know."
CirclMastr: (And screams come forth)
Vernjonal: Taking a look at anything I can see inside.
*OnlineHost*: Vernjonal rolled 7 6-sided dice: 6 5 1 4 1 5 6
Vernjonal: ..roll-dice2
Vernjonal: Er
*OnlineHost*: Vernjonal rolled 2 6-sided dice: 4 4
Thematrian1: Behind the door is an immense iron-gray machine. You only get a glimpse before she slams the door into place...
Thematrian1: ...but you see a label "Main processing" above what looks like an inset oven.
Vernjonal: *Also quietly* "What the fuck?"
Thematrian1: (Blake can roll too, if he wants)
Vernjonal: (Blake! Roll! Roll for your life! For all our lives!)
*OnlineHost*: MilesMk1 rolled 6 6-sided dice: 5 6 2 6 3 2
*OnlineHost*: MilesMk1 rolled 2 6-sided dice: 4 3
Thematrian1: Blake, meanwhile, spots a wide metal tube at the top of the device labeled "Insertion"
Vernjonal: "Whatever comes out had better still be whole and look like a turkey."
Vernjonal: !!!
Vernjonal: (*Smacks self on forehead*)
MilesMk1: *quietly* "I don't have much faith in foods that begin their life as something shoved down a tube..."
MilesMk1: "Or should that be 'end their life'..."
MilesMk1: "Begin their new life...?"
Vernjonal: (On another note, while this entire thing isn't comforting, I just realized that as much real meat as these people seem to have just might be worth keeping in a vault.)
CirclMastr: (But that still leaves the issue of how much it costs)
Thematrian1: Rattle. Clank.
Vernjonal: (As I said, "while this entire thing isn't comforting")
Thematrian1: The door swings open.
*OnlineHost*: Vernjonal rolled 7 6-sided dice: 5 4 4 6 5 1 6
*OnlineHost*: Vernjonal rolled 2 6-sided dice: 6 6
*OnlineHost*: Vernjonal rolled 2 6-sided dice: 3 2
Thematrian1: The proprietess emerges. She's carrying large metal tray, with something that looks for all the world like a big Christmas turkey.
Vernjonal: (That was my observation of what emerged and the room behind on the way out)
*OnlineHost*: MilesMk1 rolled 6 6-sided dice: 1 5 5 6 4 5
*OnlineHost*: MilesMk1 rolled 1 6-sided die: 3
Vernjonal: ("Oh my god, they cooked Sam!" ;-) )
Thematrian1: The whateveritis smells like a Christmas turkey, too...or at least how you imagine a Christmas turkey would smell.
Thematrian1: Also on her tray are a pair of plates.
Thematrian1: "I give you...TURDUCKEN!"
MilesMk1: *takes a close look at it using his microscopic vision*
Thematrian1: The turducken is stitched together on its major axis.
Thematrian1: From a microscopic perspective...it looks like meat. You guess.
Thematrian1: tell me more of what you're looking for, and I'll be able to help you better
Vernjonal: Signs that the meat is other than it should be. I think hunger is starting to outweigh fear, though.
CirclMastr: (Nuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!)
Thematrian1: She lays the tray on your table, places a plate before each of you
Thematrian1: and branishes an immense knife
Vernjonal: Is it dikoted?
CirclMastr: (She's a Giant Tonberry!)
MilesMk1: Umm... Trying to see if there are actually muscle fibers, or whether it has that spongy texture a 12" slab of "turkey breast" has?
Thematrian1: It is not dikoted.
Thematrian1: roll Perception, Blake
MilesMk1: Or the difference between real crab meat and what goes into "Subway Seafood Sensation?"
*OnlineHost*: MilesMk1 rolled 6 6-sided dice: 6 4 3 4 6 2
*OnlineHost*: MilesMk1 rolled 2 6-sided dice: 1 4
Thematrian1: No muscle fibers that you can see, no
Thematrian1: She plunges the knife into the turducken
Thematrian1: and hews off a large piece for each of you
Vernjonal: What does the inside look like?
CirclMastr: (Braaaaainzzzz)
Thematrian1: Multilayered. There are three kinds of meat in there.
Thematrian1: You can tell, because they're all different colors.
Thematrian1: Well, "meat". No muscle fibers here either.
Vernjonal: Hm. So they look fake?
*OnlineHost*: Vernjonal rolled 7 6-sided dice: 2 5 4 2 5 4 4
Vernjonal: Not to me, apparently, unless it's easy to detect.
Thematrian1: They look fine to you. And they smell wonderful.
Vernjonal: "Smells delicious..."
Thematrian1: "What'll you drink?"
Vernjonal: "Aztecola, please"
Thematrian1: "We have that. And for the gentleman?"
MilesMk1: "Same, please."
Thematrian1: "Sure thing"
Thematrian1: She bustles away.
Thematrian1: Plasticware is at the table.
MilesMk1: *quietly, after she goes to get the drinks* "It looks processed at high magnification..."
Vernjonal: "Processed how?"
Vernjonal: *Cuts some pieces and shuffles them around, but doesn't take a bite yet*
Thematrian1: She returns with two Aztecola.
MilesMk1: "Well... A bit too uniform. Lite it was ground into paste, and extruded into a mold."
MilesMk1: (says he before the troll comes back)
Thematrian1: (Indeed)
Vernjonal: "Thanks!" *Takes Aztecola, smells it just to be sure*
*OnlineHost*: Vernjonal rolled 7 6-sided dice: 1 2 1 4 1 1 6
*OnlineHost*: Vernjonal rolled 1 6-sided die: 4
MilesMk1: "That looks ingenious."
Vernjonal: "Hm?"
MilesMk1: "Do you have to grind it up to get it to layer like that?"
Thematrian1: The Aztecola smells fine.
MilesMk1: (He asks the troll when she brings the drinks.)
Vernjonal: (Ah)
Thematrian1: She looks panicked.
Thematrian1: "I don't know what you mean. That's good meat, real meat."
MilesMk1: "Ah. Well, I never saw a real turkey before. Shows what I know."
Vernjonal: "I used to have turkeys. You know they got this big round bone in them? Right in the chest?"
Thematrian1: Still panicked. "Strange but true!"
Vernjonal: "I don't even know how they fit it in, with the lungs and everything, but it's there."
CirclMastr: (Run away/blackmail!)
Vernjonal: *Smiles at the waitress* "Thanks, hon. That'll be all for now."
Thematrian1: Clearly relieved, she takes her tray and departs.
MilesMk1: "Hmm. Shall we eat, then?"
Vernjonal: *When she gets out of earshot, quietly* "I haven't seen a turkey being prepared since I was twelve, but I would sure as hell remember a bone like that."
MilesMk1: "Right... On the other hand, it does smell good, and the service has been pretty good... Do we really want to ruin her day over this/"
Vernjonal: "I don't know what's up. Could be as innocent as someone trying to pass off a good soysynth as real meat, but something's up."
MilesMk1: *?*
Vernjonal: "Up to you. If all else fails, we 'take a few bites', get a phone call, and 'have the rest to go.'"
MilesMk1: "I'm hungry... And as long as they don't put people into this stuff, I don't think I care."
MilesMk1: *Cuts off a piece, takes a bite.*
Vernjonal: "Suit yourself. I hope you don't mind if I wait to see how you come out."
MilesMk1: "Well... How I come out isn't *mmm* necessarily how you come out, me being naturally toxin-resistant, but..." (How does it taste/)
MilesMk1: ?
Thematrian1: The turducken is tasty. The flavor is meaty, although you can't quite place it.
MilesMk1: "Tastes good."
CirclMastr: (PEOPLE!)
Vernjonal: "Does it taste at all like pork?"
*OnlineHost*: Vernjonal rolled 7 6-sided dice: 1 5 5 1 2 4 5
MilesMk1: Does it?
Thematrian1: No, not really. It's birdy.
MilesMk1: "Nah. Some kind of bird."
Vernjonal: *Waits about a minute, takes a bite, chews but doesn'
Vernjonal: t swallow*
Thematrian1: as Blake said, it's tasty and birdy.
Vernjonal: *Chews a bit more, if Blake doesn't collapse and die, starts eating*
MilesMk1: (Keep in mind, what, Body 2 vs. effective Body 8? ;-))
Vernjonal: (I know)
MilesMk1: *Keeps on eating.*
Thematrian1: you each consume part of your dinners
Thematrian1: Roll Body, please, both of you.
*OnlineHost*: Vernjonal rolled 2 6-sided dice: 5 3
MilesMk1: Would that be with the +2 dwarf bonus?
Vernjonal: *Starts working on a new character*
Thematrian1: yes
*OnlineHost*: MilesMk1 rolled 8 6-sided dice: 5 4 1 4 2 1 6 3
*OnlineHost*: MilesMk1 rolled 1 6-sided die: 2
MilesMk1: Hmm.
Thematrian1: neither of you experience any ill effects
MilesMk1: *Keeps on eating.*
Vernjonal: Hmm...
Vernjonal: *Keeps on eating, 'cause the character doesn't know about that roll*
Vernjonal: *Sips the Aztecola*
MilesMk1: "Besides, wouldn't there have to be a lot of dwarf by weight in this for it really to count as cannibalism?" *grins*
Vernjonal: "Soymetahuman. The next big thing."
Thematrian1: (Soylent Ork? I'd buy that) You have just entered room "Shadows."
Thematrian1: Turducken is tasty, it would seem.
Thematrian1: Cleaning your plates?
Vernjonal: Pretty much, if I have room.
Thematrian1: You do. It's a lot of food, but you haven't eaten since lunch.
MilesMk1: Yeah.
Thematrian1: The troll proprietress returns just as you've finished.
Thematrian1: "How was, sweethearts?"
Thematrian1: s/How was/How was everything
MilesMk1: "Fine, thank you."
Vernjonal: "Delicious. Simply delicious."
Thematrian1: "Good, good. It's good to have the real thing once in a while."
Thematrian1: "Shall I take your plates then?"
MilesMk1: "Yes please." *Pays the tab and leaves a good tip.*
Vernjonal: "Sure, thanks."
Thematrian1: She takes the plates, slots your stick, and bids you farewell.
MilesMk1: "Well... Unless we plan to invade the back room, I think this it's time to head out."
MilesMk1: "And I'm not sure I'm really that curious about it."
Vernjonal: "Give me a minute."
MilesMk1: "Sure."
Vernjonal: Are there any windows facing the parking lot?
Thematrian1: Not from the iron-door-sealed area
Thematrian1: From the diner bit, yeah definitely
Vernjonal: Good good. Heading out to the van.
CirclMastr: *calls up Alex*
Vernjonal: Alex=into the van, Kimji=out of the van.
Vernjonal: *Answers after three rings, surprisingly late* "Hello?"
CirclMastr: "Something wrong, hon?"
Vernjonal: "Just taking care of something. You ready for pickup?"
CirclMastr: "Yeah"
Vernjonal: "We'll be there as soon as we can."
Vernjonal: Can the spider cling onto the kimji?
Thematrian1: ::ponder:: Kimji's Body is 0, right?
Vernjonal: Correct. They both are.
MilesMk1: *Heads out as well.*
MilesMk1: (going to be AFK for a few minutes, just assume I'm in the van)
Thematrian1: Then no. Were it a crawler, I'd rule differently.
Vernjonal: *Nods*
Vernjonal: How far from the restaurant are we?
Thematrian1: Across a street. So not very.
CirclMastr: (brb)
Vernjonal: Hm. Across a street=too far for the spider. Kimji's gonna go check out the place from above while I take pictures of the restaurant and the hostess.
Vernjonal: *Jeopardy theme*
Thematrian1: Ok, pictures of the restaurant and hostess are easy. From above, the building looks like any of a dozen others: simple concrete roof, huge neon sign, little metal chimney with nothing coming out.
Vernjonal: Any sign of windows onto the vault? (Yeah, right)
Thematrian1: Nope
CirclMastr: (Back, btw)
Vernjonal: Can the kimji fit into the chimney without getting stuck?
Thematrian1: Easily, yes, but there's a fine metal mesh about a foot down; you can see it even from the kimji's vantage point
Vernjonal: *Nods*
Vernjonal: Return to the van in defeat, head to pick up Shojo.
Thematrian1: All right.
CirclMastr: *heads to the van and climbs inside*
CirclMastr: "How was the turducken?"
Vernjonal: "It was good. It didn't contain turkey, at least not the real, freshly-prepared stuff, and it may not have contained chicken or duck either."
Vernjonal: (Yes, Alex is forgetting that Shojo doesn't know what turducken is yet)
CirclMastr: "..."
CirclMastr: "I'm glad I missed it"
CirclMastr: "Well, I know how to take care of the Viktor problem"
Vernjonal: "How?"
CirclMastr: *plugs into her cyberdeck and jacks in*
CirclMastr: "I'm sure this won't ruin his life, but it'll disrupt it enough for Martha to get through the class"
MilesMk1: "There's a Victor problem/"
CirclMastr: "Yes"
Vernjonal: "I hadn't been aware of one, but let's hear what you're doing first."
Vernjonal: *Driving away from campus*
Vernjonal: *Waiting*
CirclMastr: "Done"
Vernjonal: "
Vernjonal: "You seem to have missed the part where you explain what we're doing to our client."
CirclMastr: "He's not our client anymore. We got paid, the job's over"
CirclMastr: "I'm protecting Martha"
Vernjonal: "And I'm protecting our rep."
MilesMk1: "Well... We're also supposed to get paid in discount military hardware if our Russian connection stays happy..."
CirclMastr: "It won't get traced back to us, don't worry"
EverGuard4: *doh*
CirclMastr: "You know what a gerbil afficionado he is?"
Vernjonal: "...I've heard. Go on..."
EverGuard4: "If you exposed Adamchik our Russian connection could be very, very unhappy."
CirclMastr: "Well apparently he decided to email some to his UCLA account and then forward it to all his colleagues!"
CirclMastr: "I can't imagine why..."
Vernjonal: *Stares at Shojo in horror*
EverGuard4: *laughs*
MilesMk1: (When did Sam come back?)
CirclMastr: (He's still in the trunk, maybe? Who knows)
EverGuard4: *can't stop laughing*
Thematrian1: You can hear him, but cannot see him.
CirclMastr: --
CirclMastr: (Sorry, dropped keyboard)
EverGuard4: "Do you honestly think that will cause trouble for him?"
CirclMastr: "I don't expect to ruin his life, I just expect he'll be suspended for at least the rest of the semester until it gets sorted out"
EverGuard4: *keep laughing*
MilesMk1: "And what have you been up to, Mr.Invisible Man?"
Vernjonal: "He knows we know something. He could easily make the connection to us. Even if he has no evidence, that could be enough to make the Russians very, very unhappy"
EverGuard4: hm...
EverGuard4: you don't know the dirtydirty Doreen story...
Vernjonal: (Is that OOC or IC?)
Thematrian1: (Yes, is it?)
EverGuard4: (ooc... I can't imagine a professor getting in trouble for that)
Vernjonal: (Neither can I. Taking a lot of crap from his colleagues, though...)
CirclMastr: (Well out here he would. Maybe the UC system isn't as forgiving as the Ivy League :P )
EverGuard4: (mebbe it'll have changed in 50+ years)
MilesMk1: Hell... You could probably pass stuff like that as a class on post-modern art.
EverGuard4: (mebbe he'll claim to have been drunk, or have had a comp virus (or a malicious student))
EverGuard4: or any number of other things
CirclMastr: (Well eventually Shojo will do something to him that'll stick)
EverGuard4: anyways... sorry for sidetracking the group
Vernjonal: *Continues to stare horrified at Shojo, a kind of absent stare as she's still half-focused on the world outside the vehicle*
CirclMastr: *pouts a bit* "I guess I'm the only one here who has a heart"
EverGuard4: *laughs* "I would suppose you're the only heartless individual."
CirclMastr: "Because I'm not worried about the oh-so-godly Russians?"
MilesMk1: "So... Where next? Back to Chicago?"
EverGuard4: *laughs again* "Far from godly."
EverGuard4: (what was our pay, incidently?)
Vernjonal: "The sooner we're away from here, the better."
Thematrian1: (I'll have to look. Not a lot though. I think 60k in all, plus the good stuff at a discount.)
MilesMk1: (Although we already got paid some for getting the damn crate in the first place)
Thematrian1: (Hence "in all")
Vernjonal: (It was 60k for the job itself and an extra 30k for the wetwork, IIRC. We wanted another 60, but she didn't have it, hence the discount)
Thematrian1: (brb)
Vernjonal: (I doubt we would've taken a long-distance job for 30k total)
Thematrian1: (Yeah, that sounds right. I don't seem to have saved the log though. *Waves his wand* 90kY for some murders and a delivery across hostile borders.)
Vernjonal: (And we've got whatever I will have had gotten from selling the car)
Thematrian1: (Yes, the car)
MilesMk1: (One murder. We didn't kill all those gangers on purpose.)
Thematrian1: (Right, sorry)
MilesMk1: (Not our fault they didn't have seatbelts on.)
MilesMk1: Anyhoo... There doesn't seem much for me to do on the drive back, so I think I'll turn in.
Vernjonal: (One murder and four incidental deaths)
Thematrian1: Ok, sleep well.
MilesMk1: Later.
MilesMk1 has left the room.
Thematrian1: You guys planning anything exciting for the trip back?
Vernjonal: Driving, driving, driving some more. Unless I get word from Denver, heading straight back.
Vernjonal: Except!
Vernjonal: Checking out that place I recorded the location of.
Vernjonal: I'm also looking up the turducken place.
Thematrian1: All right. You roll into the turducken place.
Vernjonal: Wait!
Vernjonal: By "looking up", I meant on the Matrix.
Thematrian1: ahh
Vernjonal: Before I get out of the area, preferably, though.
Thematrian1: It's low-profile. Listed in a few places as a "theme restaurant", with the theme unspecified
Vernjonal: Nowhere else?
Thematrian1: nope
Vernjonal: Hm. Searching for the hostess.
Thematrian1: How?
Vernjonal: If I can find a way to use the photos I took of her...
Vernjonal: (Or the matrix references to find a name)
Thematrian1: You'd need a fairly smart Agent or something to do the picture comparisons.
Vernjonal: Hm. Anyplace that'll do something like that for a fee?
Thematrian1: ::rolls:: Private detective agencies might have access. It's tech mostly for militaries and corporate security
Vernjonal: *Nods*
Vernjonal: Scrap that, then. No names on any of the references?
Thematrian1: The restaurant itself is owned by Megachi Whole Foods
Vernjonal: Search for it.
Vernjonal: Especially search for any connection with Aztechnology.
Thematrian1: Ownership quickly gets murky. Do you have Law or somesuch as a Knowledge skill?
Vernjonal: I don't believe so, lemme check
EverGuard4 has left the room.
Vernjonal: Nope, defaulting to INT.
*OnlineHost*: Vernjonal rolled 7 6-sided dice: 2 3 2 6 6 5 6
Thematrian1: well, this looks hopeful
*OnlineHost*: Vernjonal rolled 3 6-sided dice: 6 4 6
*OnlineHost*: Vernjonal rolled 2 6-sided dice: 2 1
CirclMastr: (Damn)
EverGuard4 has entered the room.
Thematrian1: The tangle is, well, tangled, but you display the wisdom of Solomon.
Vernjonal: *Display*
Thematrian1: You follow the links back, around, through, and between. It turns out that every chain of part ownership leads back to Aztechnology.
Vernjonal: (Which we so weren't expecting, what with them accepting Azzie corpscrip)
Thematrian1: yep
Vernjonal: Any reference to any of the links in the chain in a way that could shed light?
Vernjonal: (Doing this while driving)
Thematrian1: Nothing offhand. Can you be more precise?
Vernjonal: Do any of them mention turducken made out of humans, nanites, and radioactive DEATH?
Thematrian1: No. Turducken is entirely absent from the listings.
Thematrian1: no nanites or radioactive DEATH either
Vernjonal: Humans?
Thematrian1: some humans, but only as owners and such. No turducken.
Vernjonal: Fair enough. Make note of them, then keep on going.
Vernjonal: Anything interesting happen before we get near the place with the bikers?
Thematrian1: No. Border crossing is smooth as silk
Vernjonal: When I get near the recorded location, out goes the Strato. Is there anyone around?
EverGuard4: where are we now?
EverGuard4: nvm...
Thematrian1: No. The metal thing that you saw before is there, but no longer emits heat.
Thematrian1: Well, no more than its surroundings
Vernjonal: The strato I put out, by the by, is the one I have with the MMG. Not the unarmed this time.
Vernjonal: "Do we pass it by or go around?"
Thematrian1: all right
Vernjonal: Sensors, both the Strato and the van.
*OnlineHost*: Vernjonal rolled 5 6-sided dice: 1 1 5 5 6
*OnlineHost*: Vernjonal rolled 1 6-sided die: 1
*OnlineHost*: Vernjonal rolled 1 6-sided die: 6
Vernjonal: Er
*OnlineHost*: Vernjonal rolled 4 6-sided dice: 2 1 6 2
*OnlineHost*: Vernjonal rolled 2 6-sided dice: 3 2
Vernjonal: (First was Strato, second Van. Either of them read anything in the thing?)
Thematrian1: It's empty, or close as makes no nevermind
Vernjonal: Hmmmmmm....
Vernjonal: "Opinions?"
EverGuard4: *Waves* Im out
EverGuard4 has left the room.
Vernjonal: We should probably leave this interesting part 'till more people are here.
Vernjonal: Wanna do the car sale real quick and then break?
Thematrian1: Yes, we should
Thematrian1: And no, we can't. I can't find Rigger 3. That's why I've been stalling.
Vernjonal: Ah
Vernjonal: Mmk.